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| Sesame Street Goes Ghetto - 12/8/00 | ||
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Somewhere along the way (I think after the
Bert and Ernie gay rumors), the seedy underworld of America slowly crept
its way into the one place where we thought corruption and crime could
not exist. We were wrong. The following pictures were taken
recently, and they are living proof that drugs, booze, and prostitution
have found their way onto...Sesame Street.
The first proof that we have comes from a police sting from Bert's apartment, which is where the corruption was said to begin. You want drugs, he's got 'em. You want hookers, he's got 'em. Get a load of this...
Next, we have to expose the mind-numbing habits of everyone's favorite Sesame Street character. Brace yourselves...
Not only is Elmo shooting White Horse, but he is having one of the little neighborhood children shoot it into his veins. Whether or not Elmo is molesting these children is unclear at this point, but we here believe that this sick fuck is banging small children and should be locked away for good. Apparently the grip of racism finally sunk its teeth into our beloved childhood friends. The nice and snuggly friends from the CTW (Children's Television Workshop), have been voting for David Duke lately. Please take extreme caution with the kids on this one, because it even scares me...
In the name of all that is holy...someone needs to stop this menace to Society... Who can save us? What force is strong enough to fight off the evil that has penetrated Sesame Street and the CTW???.........
YESSS!!! The A-Team!!!! These guys will clean up any problem that comes along, as long as a hot chick is requesting it!!!! The A-Team has come in and defeated evil once again. All is well on Sesame street. Thanks goodness!!!!!...
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